Stupid, stupid, stupid

Exactly a minute ago:

I vowed I would never be a hypocrite and try to be nice to the bitch that works here, because first of all, I hate her, and second of all, she's a bitch! But today I came in in a great mood and I decided the hell with anymosity, and I tried to be nice to the montrous bitch here, but it backfired terribly. Needless to say that's what I get for being a hypocrite.